Monthly Archives: April 2008

MABTW at Borders and Barnes & Noble

April 11, 2008 – 3:35 pm

I have proof that Men Are Better Than Women can be found at your local bookstore.

Buying my book without removing your sunglasses: +40 Man Points

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More Things Jesus And I Have In Common

April 11, 2008 – 3:23 pm

I used to think the only things I had in common with Jesus were a mug of manly facial hair, a penis, and the divine knowledge that men are better than women. Men are better than women. Jesus knew it, I know it, and so does every man on Earth. Buy my […]

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Dick’s Voice Mail #2

April 6, 2008 – 2:29 am

It’s three o’clock in the morning on a Sunday so if I seem esoteric or obtuse I assure you it’s the booze talking. Otherwise, I am as grounded as a man can possibly be — grounded in the earthly flavor of the Northern Highlands and a bottle of Glenmorangie: Cellar 13. Pick a […]

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