Below, I present a handwritten letter from one of my more resourceful stalkers. “Resourceful”, because she sent it to me via a PO Box I set up in order to receive and sign books. That’s pretty clever for a woman.
If you haven’t purchased my book yet, do so and send it to me so I can sign it. Make sure you include the correct amount of fucking postage.
To all the women out there who said my book would earn me a permanent spot in the Virgin’s Hall of Fame, read it and weep.
To anyone who says it doesn’t count because this chick is crazy, what the fuck are you talking about? All women are this crazy.
+30 Man Points for getting a letter from a stalker
-50 Man Points because it’s not written in blood