Below, I present a handwritten letter from one of my more resourceful stalkers. “Resourceful”, because she sent it to me via a PO Box I set up in order to receive and sign books. That’s pretty clever for a woman.
If you haven’t purchased my book yet, do so and send it to me […]
As a man, you can do anything you want without taking your clothes off. The same is not true for women.
Being in politics as a woman requires you to take your clothes off. Being in movies as a woman requires you to take your clothes off. Being in the Army as a […]
Nedra, A reviewer at bn.com
This is a really sick book. That pretty much sums it up. I can’t believe anyone published this and I’m equally disgusted by anyone who enjoys it. It’s horrifying hate material. I actually started crying when I read just a few excerpts. It makes me physically ill.
Since my book Men Are […]
On this very manly Cinco de Mayo, I made an appearance on the television show TMZ. Obviously, I haven’t watched the episode. Indulging in celebrity gossip is a major loss of Man Points.
Besides, this is Cinco de Mayo. By the time TMZ airs in LA, I’ll be too drunk to see.
From what […]
I have proof that Men Are Better Than Women can be found at your local bookstore.
Buying my book without removing your sunglasses: +40 Man Points
I used to think the only things I had in common with Jesus were a mug of manly facial hair, a penis, and the divine knowledge that men are better than women. Men are better than women. Jesus knew it, I know it, and so does every man on Earth. Buy my […]
It’s three o’clock in the morning on a Sunday so if I seem esoteric or obtuse I assure you it’s the booze talking. Otherwise, I am as grounded as a man can possibly be — grounded in the earthly flavor of the Northern Highlands and a bottle of Glenmorangie: Cellar 13. Pick a […]
I received this call on Friday afternoon:
“Some chick is on Leykis talking about your website. And you got a package from New York.”
Because I was very drunk and I had also just eaten 30 oysters in a binge of class, I did not remember this conversation until Sunday night when I arrived home and […]
As of Friday, January 25th, I, Dick Masterson, have completed my very own Dick Masterson’s 2008 Man Challenge. Much in the way a Phoenix rises from it’s own ashes just outside of Scottsdale, I write this update as a manlier man. And I too am covered in ash, which I will explain in […]
I don’t know much about psychology (on account of it being a bit girly), but I do know something about baseball:
Three strikes and you’re out.
If psychology worked like baseball, Dr. Phil would be sweatin’ bullets the size of Texas and gripping his mantra tighter than a pissed off “rattler”. Three failed interventions and you’re […]