How To Get In Penthouse

As a man, you can do anything you want without taking your clothes off. The same is not true for women.

Being in politics as a woman requires you to take your clothes off. Being in movies as a woman requires you to take your clothes off. Being in the Army as a woman requires you to take your clothes off. Even getting in Penthouse as a woman requires you to take your clothes off.

Not so for a man.

What follows is the review of my book Men Are Better Than Women that appeared in the April 2008 issue of Penthouse magazine. Before reading it, I would like to call attention to exhibit A:

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Someone without a penis broke the rules by reading my book. Below is the result.

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There are three things men will never get tired of: free tits, shitting, and hearing the word “man”. The first sentence of my book is worth the price of admission.

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