My Favorite Review Thus Far.

Nedra, A reviewer at bn.com

This is a really sick book. That pretty much sums it up. I can’t believe anyone published this and I’m equally disgusted by anyone who enjoys it. It’s horrifying hate material. I actually started crying when I read just a few excerpts. It makes me physically ill.

Since my book Men Are Better Than Women was released over a month ago, I’ve received hundreds of positive emails from men. Knowing that because I’m a man I don’t need emotional support, these men have simply offered their thanks to God for giving me balls large enough to publish a work of such unmitigated truth.

Female anger is the weathervane of truth. Simply put, that means being truthful in public these days might just get your dick cut off.

After reading the above she-donkey review on barnesandnoble.com — and countless others from horrified women across the globe, — I’ve reached the following manclusion:

Women can enjoy my book as much as men do.

For men, my book is a source of edutainmant. That’s educational, entertaining, and manly all in the same word. Beat that Stephen Colbert. Before it was released, I assumed my book would be nothing more than gasoline for the fiery tempers that are the bitchy hearts of women. I was mistaken. Apparently, for women, my book can be something that they value above all else in life:

An excuse to cry.

Women still aren’t allowed to buy Men Are Better Than Women without a permission slip from a man. The very idea of that makes me “physically ill”. However, it is gratifying to note that while writing the manliest book in history, I mancidentally gave women something they can all treasure forever: a cross they can nail themselves to.

My second favorite review:

So there I was at the local book store with a copy of your book in my hand. I walk up to the counter and like a kid on Christmas morning, I was very excited to get the book home and start reading it. The woman scans the book and looks really hard at it. I was wondering what she was doing and she states, ” I like this picture, a lot of people do not even know what this means.” I did not know what to say, other than your a dumb bitch and gimme my book. She then goes on to say, and I quote, ” I don’t know why men would buy a book that says women are better than men!” I, for the first time in my life, had no comeback. What do you say to something that stupid? Wow…. That just proves the whole point of the book. What a stupid whore.

Jon